28. Acronyms/F*** Sandwich

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them: A Harry Potter Fanfiction Podcast

Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them

Fanfiction, Comedy, Dracomalfoy, Arts, Harrypotter, Podcast

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🗓️ 13 August 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Welcome to Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them! We’re back on that two fic game! We had to “star out” a word in this title. Need we say more? This episode contains explicit language, but not explicit content. This podcast is not suitable for children. Ever.

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0:24.1	the open university the future is open why do you think it is that pure blood families aren't like
0:36.6	you know that quiverful thing where they all have
0:38.9	like 20 kids? Yeah. Why aren't they all doing that? Right. Okay. So here's the thing though.
0:47.1	Yeah? I feel like there would just be like more inbreeding. Like inbreeding would be worse really they all had a
0:56.0	million kids isn't but then then you would have more kids to intermarry and you could because they're
1:01.1	so worried about the pure blood lines dying out and then the mouthways have one kid right but they
1:06.1	want to hedge your bets the the the the all the kids would have started would have had to have started like up high in the tree,
1:14.2	you know, like they would have had to been doing that for a long time.
1:16.8	I don't know.
1:17.5	I feel like you could kind of repopulate again.
1:20.8	And they make fun of the Weasley's for it so much.
1:23.4	Like, oh, the Weasley's having so many kids.
1:25.5	Like, you should all be having that many kids.
1:27.7	I guess, yeah, especially the Malfoy's since they're like fucking rich as shit.
1:31.2	Right?
1:31.6	They have the money.
1:33.0	Why don't you have like 20 kids?
1:37.2	20 Malfoy's.
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