28: #028 The Staples Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Unknown, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

The Shambles from Staples. There is no excuse for this mess of an episode - well, there is, just listen and you'll hear a great deal of ambition to bring you the podcast under adverse conditions. As well as some low-lights like Buttons moving location 4 times and Rhys being kicked off the podcast by the Staples manager for getting too D&M, there is also weird news of suicidal robots, bear raids, and exhumed moustaches. Also, you'll hear about Thunderbirds, Nessies land cousin & how Bigfoot does not like windchimes. Oh! and a wee treat from our own expedition. enjoy! (well at least endure...)

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Reese Darby and Dan Schreiber. Hey!
0:47.4	Hello, everyone.
0:49.7	Hey, Rhys.
0:50.7	Hi, guys.
0:51.3	This is Rees.
0:52.3	Rees Derby coming in from New Zealand.
0:56.6	This is Dan Schreiber coming in from London.
0:59.0	And hi, guys.
0:59.9	This is Buttons coming in from Staples Stationery Shop in New Jersey, in America.
1:06.9	Wow.
1:08.6	You may, if you listen carefully enough, being able to hear some photocopying.
1:13.9	Wow.
1:15.0	I think this is possibly the craziest setup we've done yet from three different parts of the world.
1:24.5	And your position in particular buttons from a stationary shop. I can see people walking
1:32.2	behind you. There is actually, I'm like, I'm starting to get looked at quite a little bit because
1:37.7	people, but I had to find somewhere that had a PowerPoint and I was in New Jersey and I saw that
1:42.9	this place had Wi-Fi, but ironically, the
1:45.5	Wi-Fi is really bad, so I'm using the data on my phone. So this podcast is probably costing
1:49.7	us about five New Zealand dollars per minute. Oh gosh. You better make this a good one. This
1:56.9	better be a good show. It's costing you a lot. Or a quick one.
2:02.1	Yeah.
2:02.6	If it looks like it's going nowhere, we should just end it.
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