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The Scathing Atheist

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, Catholic Hospitals will get a reward for keeping those “no jews or Irish” signs in the basement for a reason, Alex Jones continued his slow, non-surgical tracheotomy by talking again this week, and Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast will be here to rock for the king. --- To see the whole Citation Needed crew live in Chicago, click here: [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/citation-needed-live-in-chicago-tickets-45942658729) To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: [http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist](http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist) To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Link: Hear more from Seth here: [http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/](http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/) --- Diatribe Links: Project Blitz seeks to inundate legislatures with Christian bills: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/26/opinion/project-blitz-christian-nationalists.html and http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/05/28/project-blitz-is-the-christian-nationalist-plan-to-merge-god-and-government/ and http://cpcfoundation.com/first-freedom-coalition-project-blitz/ and https://www.salon.com/2018/04/29/onward-christian-soldiers-right-wing-religious-nationalists-launch-dramatic-new-power-play/ --- Headlines: Christians freak out over Irish abortion referendum: http://theliberal.ie/dublin-priest-tells-congregation-during-sermon-if-you-voted-yes-you-have-no-business-receiving-holy-communion/ and https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/religion-and-beliefs/catholics-who-voted-yes-should-consider-confession-says-bishop-1.3511127 Rick Wiles says we need demon control, not gun control: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/05/23/we-dont-need-gun-control-we-need-demon-control-christian-broadcaster-says/ "Laughter Revival" pastor says you're going to Hell if you make fun of him: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/05/24/pastor-if-you-make-fun-of-my-holy-laughter-revival-youre-going-to-hell/ Also he has proof that Luciferians run the planet and drink blood: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/05/23/christian-pastor-i-have-proof-the-luciferians-who-run-the-planet-drink-blood/ Liberal Christians march to White House to "reclaim Jesus": https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bishop-michael-curry-joins-christian-march-to-white-house-to-reclaim-jesus_us_5b07261ae4b0fdb2aa51b060 Alex Jones says Boy Scouts of America is a "pedophile induction center": http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-the-boy-scouts-of-america-is-a-pedophile-induction-center/

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0:00.0	Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and is best listened to while not approved.
0:05.6	This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by 4Himbs, zippercruder,
0:11.4	stabs.com, and by the new ZeroCowry slash ZeroBelief Religion for the modern Christian,
0:18.2	Giant joke, but just for the waste of it, Giant joke.
0:22.8	And now, The Skaving Atheist.
0:25.3	Okay, folks, this is how you do it.
0:27.6	You go to your app store for whatever system that you've got.
0:31.4	If you've got the Firefox OS for your phone, then I don't know what to tell you.
0:35.2	You're just strange anyhow.
0:36.8	You're strange, but I love you that strange.
0:38.7	Anyhow, you download a sound recording application to your phone,
0:44.9	then you press the red button, and then you talk into it and you say stuff like,
0:48.5	hi, this is your old Val Dan at your old Val Dan on Twitter.
0:53.0	And we did, in fact, come from the very filthiest of Monkey Man.
0:58.1	It's Thursday.
1:19.0	It's May 31st.
1:20.7	And I just took an ambience so you can blame the rest of the show on that.
1:24.2	I'm Noah Luciens.
1:26.2	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:27.9	And you can see Thendrite, New York, New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania, this Skaving
1:33.4	Atheist.
1:34.4	Oh, this week's episode.
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