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Guide to the Unknown

275: Our Bloody Valentines

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Roses are red, violets are blue…We watched Valentines horror films, and we did it for YOU! Kristen pulled the ol’ switcheroo, so today we’re talking about Eli Roth’s VR movie “Be Mine” and the 2001 slasher simply titled “Valentine.” Both killers wear a little cherub mask. TERRIFYING #BeMine #Valentine For full sources and links, visit http://www.gttupod.com/home/gttu275 Support GTTU on Patreon! Depending on the tier you choose, you get one, two, or FOUR full bonus episodes per month, early access to the video version of the show, a private Discord, and more at patreon.com/gttupod. Thank you so much! See everything GTTU-related at gttupod.com. Watch videos of all of our episodes at youtube.com/gttupod Follow us online: https://www.instagram.com/gttupod https://www.facebook.com/gttupod https://www.twitter.com/gttupod Join our private Facebook group at facebook.com/groups/gttupod

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0:00.0

All of a sudden we just snap and they're making out under the bleachers.

0:02.8

Okay.

0:03.2

When bully boys start peeking through the bleachers and they're like,

0:07.0

oh look at them, the turd and the idiot.

0:09.8

You know whatever.

0:11.0

The turd and the nerd.

0:12.0

The turd and the nerd nerd. Oh I love it.

0:18.6

Hello, welcome to Guide to the Unknown. I'm Kristen.

0:22.8

And I'm her little brother, William.

0:24.8

And happy Valentine's Day.

0:27.0

If you are listening to this as it comes out in real time,

0:30.8

then we just celebrated Valentine's Day or just past it, now everybody celebrates it.

0:35.4

Lots of people don't care for it.

0:36.6

What are your feelings about Valentine's Day?

0:38.6

I feel a significant amount of strain, pressure, but I also understand people who wouldn't enjoy it at all, but then

0:46.6

inevitably on the day itself I really enjoy it. I did fun things here in the house.

0:52.0

Oh nice. I got a Valentine's Day card for Zoe from Molly the dog.

0:58.0

That's so sweet. I got to draw a little paw print on it. She didn't care. Of course.

1:02.0

Didn't care at all. She doesn't know. I got Zoe of Valentine from Dada and a little present and I got a card for Ali of course but I set up a little because I go to bed later than everybody.

1:14.4

I set up a very miniature a little surprise tableau on the dining room table so that in the

1:20.5

morning at breakfast they came down there were just little gifts for everybody.

1:24.0

Oh that's nice. Which was very fun. Very, very fun. I like the sneaking.

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