#270: You’ve Got Fail
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2016
⏱️ 166 minutes
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Summary
Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda side uff da town, Yolanda writes a really long email read by the cast. Newlyweds introduced us to the least homophobic parents on Earth, and Jax stole money from Tom’s couch to help pay for his Hooter girlfriend’s boob job on Vanderpump Rules. Enjoy!
Crappens Mailbag: Crappens Witch Trials, Reading Kyle
21:15 RHOBH: Lisa V is sorry for whatever it is you’re mad about and Yolanda wrote a really long email.
1:25:30 Clear the Flem: New segment mocking Caroline Fleming (Ladies of London) Instagram account.
1:28:30 Newlyweds: The least homophobic parents in the world.
1:50:05 Vanderpump Rules: Groupon boobs, faux regret, Ariana’s decade long comedy career.
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| 0:00.0 | Don't Panic is a new comedy podcast from Wondry that leans into our most absurd anxieties |
| 0:07.3 | and defuses them with humor and actual advice. |
| 0:11.6 | Listen to Don't Panic on the Wondry app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:30.0 | So I'll wrap it up. |
| 0:41.8 | Hello, welcome to Watch What Crapins, the podcast about all that crap we love to talk about |
| 0:46.1 | on the old brobs. |
| 0:47.4 | I'm Ronnie Kerr from Trash Talk TV and my beautiful lovely co-host with gorgeous sparkly eyes |
| 0:56.0 | and the soul that never needs to go through a cycle. |
| 0:59.3 | Mr. Ben Mandelker of the B side blog and the banter blend podcast. |
| 1:03.3 | Hello, Ben. |
| 1:04.3 | Hello, hello. |
| 1:05.5 | I'm so glad I don't have to go to soul cycle now. |
| 1:07.7 | I was a little concerned. |
| 1:08.8 | I was just about to put on my special shoes. |
| 1:11.2 | No, I mean, I'm not talking about exercise. |
| 1:13.9 | I haven't seen your body in a long time, but your soul does not need to go through any |
| 1:17.4 | cycles. |
| 1:18.1 | Okay. |
| 1:18.5 | The soul is fine. |
| 1:19.9 | Is it, would you say that it is perhaps in asylum? |
| 1:23.1 | No, I would say that it is inconsistently. |
| 1:26.6 | What do you call just like a consistent, you don't even have to go into the washing machine. |
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