270 - Beto Males feat. Liz Bruenig (12/9/18)

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🗓️ 10 December 2018

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

We coordinate with fellow operator in the Brotherhood of Bernard, Liz Bruenig, to derail the political aspirations of a certain Texan politician. We also mourn the losses of the Weakly Standard and our benevolent WASP ruling class.

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0:00.0	The following is unedited audio, stolen from deep inside of political conspiracy that documents
0:07.2	an ongoing effort to assassinate the character and take down the potential political hopes
0:13.2	and dreams of a democratic politician.
0:16.2	The audio has not been edited in any way, but you're about to hear it's real and the
0:21.2	real political conspiracy.
0:23.3	Okay, so guys, obviously this Beto guy, he's a problem.
0:32.1	Yeah, we got a cloud of gold.
0:33.4	We got to go.
0:34.4	I mean, no one's ever planned for a German guy who pretends to be Mexican.
0:38.3	It's actually kind of the smartest strategy.
0:40.8	I keep hearing more about 2020.
0:42.8	This guy's young.
0:43.8	He's attractive.
0:44.8	He's charismatic.
0:46.8	He stands for everything that's right and good.
0:49.0	He represents, I mean, even though he's white, he represents the interests of people.
0:53.2	He's a CEO, CEO in a way that quite frankly, I'm not with.
0:57.2	No way.
0:58.2	I mean, he could possibly inspire the entire country to come together and defeat Donald Trump,
1:03.8	which that goes in the way of our insane socialist accelerationist plans.
1:08.7	Anyone I've personally bought three condos, Trump tower to accelerate conditions.
1:14.3	Worst of all, he's out here making women's calves cramp all over the place.
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