Hi, I'm Brandon and I love Hallmark Christmas movies. Hey, I'm Panda and I like home art Christmas movies

I'm Dan and I despise home art Christmas movies. I'm Charles and I tried but couldn't like hallmark Christmas movies

And this is the Deck the Home art podcast

There it is. Easily our most honest introduction.

I tried. I really did. No, I appreciate it. Look, we all we asked is that you tried.

That's what they've been asking of me for the last 30 movies. How does that you try?

Yeah, I haven't had a hand out. That's right. Charles, thanks for joining us. Tell everybody all the listeners who the heck are you?

Well, I'm Charles Gold. I'm a stand-up comedian. I'm an actor and I guess a writer too. I try. I don't. Too many hyphenids. It's too much.

You sound like you're in a home art movie. In fact, I'm an actor. I do it all. Right. Just try and try.

Well, thank you for joining us. You said that you've tried. You don't really have a pass with the home art Christmas.

Who is this your first one? This is my first hall. Maybe my first hallmark will be period.

Nice. We are honored that you would join us to talk about it and we are going to break it down.

But before we do a couple of things real quick, it is Christmas weekend. Oh my goodness.

Five days out. Five days I think at this point. We're in the middle of a marathon eight day stretch of podcasts.

Yes. Just buckle up. Even Christmas Eve. If you're like, listen, if you're looking for an excuse to get away from family on Christmas Eve,

you can listen to our podcast. We'll be there for 40 minutes. For 40 minutes. And then your back with us.

That's right. Back with the back. Back with the back.

I think family would understand. That's right. Right? I would. Yeah. Guys, what are you? What do you have?

You we've already let it stay in there. What are you hoping for? I don't know how many times I have to say this.

I never have believed in Santa my entire life. I don't understand how you can not believe in something that is so very real.

That's right. I think that's a conversation for a very different podcast than I'm not a part of.

But I just want to let you know first and foremost, do not believe in Santa Claus.

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