269: Katy Perry Went to Space. We Have Thoughts.

Pop Apologists

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

[00:00–02:00] 🚀 Was this really a “medium news week”? The girls dive into the headline that sent them — literally — into orbit.

[02:00–06:00] 🌌 Katy Perry returns from space and says she’s “never felt more connected to love.” The commentary that follows? Unhinged perfection.

[13:00–17:00] 💇‍♀️ Dyson Airwrap: myth or miracle? Lauren enters her hair reform era, and Chanler has thoughts.

[24:00–29:00] 👠 Shoe size shame and celebrity foot gossip (yes, this is a real segment, and yes, it’s glorious).

[31:00–34:00] 💸 The $30 Stanley Cup that almost ended a wedding before it started.

[35:00–39:00] 🎭 A viral SNL sketch, bad teeth jokes, and a rumored celeb breakup — things get dicey.

[40:00–47:00] ⚖️ An unexpected twist in the Lively vs. Baldoni case, including a new voice on Team Justin.

[47:00–52:00] 👯‍♀️ The Kyle and Dorit friendship breakdown — are we watching the end in real time?

[52:00–57:00] 🎶 Morgan Wade, Wilder Days, and Real Housewives chemistry that’s way too on-the-nose.

[57:00–End (~01:01:00)] 🥂 A toast to long-lasting love — and Jennifer Tilley just living her fabulous life.

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0:00.0	Literally what she's saying is we will never know our capacity for love because we can't afford it.
0:04.9	She's calling us all poor.
0:06.4	Until you spend $400,000 on this 11-minute journey, you'll never know all the love that you have.
0:19.2	Well, well, well, everyone, welcome to another episode of Popopologists podcast. I'm your co-host,
0:26.4	Lauren, with my co-host Chandler joining today on the show. I am excited to be here, excited to be
0:34.8	recording. You know, it's been quite the news week. I would say,
0:38.9	I would say it's been a medium news week. But there are things that we need to talk about. And like,
0:43.8	I'm excited to share my thoughts on these, you know, these medium subjects. I mean,
0:49.4	Chandler, why are you even saying that? Why are you not acting like this isn't an earth-shattering week for humanity?
0:56.5	Because everyone, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the first all-female spaceship went to space and safely landed back on Earth.
1:07.4	And it included none other than our favorite Gail King, Katie Perry, and
1:12.9	a live girl, one Lauren Sanchez. Also, you are just fully forgetting about the other
1:19.0	scientists on there. You're just not talking about the other scientists. That's because I'm not
1:23.2	interested in scientists. Okay, Chandler, I'm interested in celebrities. So I don't even know who that is.
1:29.5	Who is it? No, there's multiple. Just so you know. I believe there's two or three other women with
1:35.8	like, with a scientific background. Women in STEM have never held a lot of like, um,
1:41.2	allure for me. I'm more interested in the women on the red carpet and that's my
1:45.0	truth that is your truth um wow you want to hear my first dark thought when i heard that they'd landed
1:52.0	safely um i was like okay thank god because all my snarky commentary from the day before stance right
1:58.3	oh my gosh that is such a good point because we talked a lot of,
2:02.0	we talked a lot of S-H-I-T on the premium episode for Global Elites on this entire venture,
2:09.0	on this expedition. And if they had perished, it would not have been a good look for us. Like,
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