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The Nateland Podcast

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals, Improv

4.8 • 5.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Nate is getting ready for the Emmys so Brian, Aaron, and Dusty hold down the podcast fort this week. Aaron declares his hair as a new color, Brian shares stories about his nicotine addiction, and Dusty gives his analysis of Alabama's football woes.

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0:00.0	Hello, folks, and hey bear.
0:14.9	I'm Brian Bates, as always.
0:17.2	And I can really say that as always.
0:19.2	It's been.
0:20.0	I'm pretty close to being able to say that.
0:22.0	Yeah.
0:22.7	That's true.
0:23.3	Unless I have a kid or something. Yeah. I don't understand what you mean. You mean you're always here. Always here. Yeah, because you're blowing up. You're tapping out every other week. But you said, I'm Brian Bates as always. Well, sometimes... You're like, I'm pretty close to saying that too.
0:36.2	And I was like, you're sometimes you're other people.
0:39.5	I am becoming more to saying that too. And I was like, you're sometimes
0:38.3	you're other people. I am becoming more like Brian, unfortunately. Over the last five years, Brian and I are, we're converging into the same person. Why is that unfortunate? Well, it's good in a lot of ways. I think I'm becoming a kinder, more considerate person, but secretly way more mean, that kind of, you know.
0:54.1	Yeah.
0:54.6	Yeah. Okay. I just met we're here. Look, you got a lot going on. Dusty's exciting to have you back. It's been a minute. I'm pumped to be here. But, you know, what happened was I had to be out one week and you guys did two episodes in that. And why do you think you picked that one week? because we were doing two episodes.
1:10.7	Yeah, exactly.
1:11.6	Well, let me introduce my co-host.
1:13.2	I'm Brian Bates. that and that and why do you think you picked that one week because we were doing two episodes yeah
1:10.9	exactly well let me introduce my co-host uh i'm bride bates with along with erin webber and dusty sleigh
1:17.3	and i'm always dusty sleigh as always i'm a lot i'm breakfast i'm boat ramp but you are always
1:27.1	here i like breakfast i still think you should run with the, it's the best meal of the day.
1:34.3	They call me breakfast because it's the most important meal of the day. I like it. But is that true? Is breakfast the most important meal of the day? I think that's debated.
1:42.6	I think they say it's not true, but they still say it. Yeah, okay. Don't worry about, you want, Aaron. You know, in a lot of European countries, they say they eat a light breakfast, right? And then they have a big lunch that they'll eat like for two hours and then light dinner. But their GDP is like 30 million.
2:03.0	They don't do anything.
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