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🗓️ 10 January 2018
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Tom Segura, Ari Shaffir, and I sit down in Atlanta at Ari's Air Bnb to talk about the game, Ari smuggling weed, and Dave Chappelle.
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, brand new podcast. It's Bert and Leanne Leanne say hello. Hello. She's on the telephone. I just want you guys to know that. I'm a little buzzed. I'm in Soho in New York. I'm doing dates this weekend at where am I? |
0:27.4 | I don't know. I don't have no idea. I wish that you were more prepared for these types of things. Well, you know, I mean, I don't know where you are. You're in a different place every single week. I can't keep up with it. |
0:39.8 | Governor's governor's come to New York. Governor's comedy club tomorrow night. Stress factory Thursday Friday Saturday. We just added a late Thursday show. But I can't do these reasons out. Leanne now. I'm like a fucking mess. And I hate that. |
0:55.2 | Are you a hot mess? I'm a hot mess. Leanne. Yeah, sounds like it. I really am right now. I'm a little bit of a hot mess. Just came in from Alabama or Atlanta with Ari and Tom. That is the podcast you're about to hear right now. Is me, Ari and Tom. And we are on the porch of the Airbnb that are. We rented us. That was beautiful. We went to the game and say double chat and see. And oh my God. |
1:23.1 | I don't think it's the NCAA. Is it? It is. That's what I was trying to say this whole time. NCAA championship game. Alabama against Georgia. It was a blast. I had a blast. I had a legit blast. |
1:38.1 | The great game right? It was a great game. It was really fun hanging out with those guys because we talk about this on the podcast a little bit, but we flew in a day early to just hang out and we ended up going to. Top golf, which is one of the favorite of my favorite things I've ever done. |
1:55.1 | Really? It was so good, but my left side is all sore now from swing on the golf club because I destroyed them. I fucking destroyed them. Like Tom, I. |
2:04.1 | You have your adjectives or just kill me. You don't have any kind of mild adjectives. They're all destroyed. I'm hammered. I'm just amazing. This is so intense. It's called hyperbole, babe. |
2:21.1 | I don't even know what that damn word is. What does that mean? I speak in large terms. It sounds like something in algebra. Hyperbole. I think you're thinking hyperbole. Hyperbole. Hyperbole. Hyperbole. Right. I don't know. That's why I said it. It's something from algebra. |
2:43.1 | This week's podcast is brought to you by Beachbody on demand Beachbody on demand. Leanne, have you started? No, I'm starting as soon as my dad leaves. I'm doing a podcast. You won't be. It won't be a hold on. It won't be released Thursday, but this Thursday. I'm doing a podcast with Lynn and Genie who were doing it with me and we wanted to do the podcast before we started the 21 day fix so we could talk about how we feel about ourselves. What we're anticipating happening and then we're starting at the next day. By the way, Beachbody on demand is not sponsored. Leanne's podcast. |
3:13.1 | But they do sponsor ours and it's part of our lifestyle because what I love about Beachbody is that all of the entire platform is available on your cell phone. |
3:23.1 | So if you ever want to work out of the gym in a hotel room, you've got so many options of a workout you can do. Like if you're like, I do not feel like running today. I don't feel like getting on the fucking elliptical kind of a liftway to kind of want to do a plyometrics or whatever whatever you want. It is on this app. |
3:40.1 | Leanne is doing. Yeah, it's all about. It is a complete lifestyle brand. And so what I love about them is that you can do whatever you want because if you sign up for this thing that will tell you at the end of the thing. |
3:56.1 | It's got weight training yoga, low impact, dance. They literally have 600 different workouts to help you find the workout that matches whatever the fuck you want to do that day. |
4:06.1 | This is what I love about this place. It is just so you know, familiar brands are Pio P90 X insanity 21 day fix, which Leanne is doing, starting and the next week. |
4:21.1 | T 25, three day yoga retreat. It is the full package to help you totally become a different you for the different year. Listen, I have gained fucking weight. |
4:33.1 | Not only by the way, I didn't tell you this babe, I watched my clothes and I called the end on this trip and I asked her to watch my clothes. |
4:41.1 | I put it on high heat for the drying and they shrunk all my clothes. And so none of my clothes fit me so in a weird way, I have a incentive to get back into working out harder. I'm running the LA marathon in March March 18th. |
5:01.1 | So I am. When did that happen? I decided to do it. I just decided. You just decided. I had a dream that there was this player from the Yankees number five. And he came up to me and he was like, Hey man, I'm Mickey Manell. You got our gene. Let's do it. And so I'm doing it. |
5:20.1 | Yeah, you're just not too super fond of your co nails. I take it. No, my is that one total even going to make it that tone else still off, but we're fine. |
5:30.1 | Just disgusting. All you got to do is focus on shit and do it. That's all. Here's the point of my thing is that I couldn't do stuff like this without the beach party app. I love it. I love it. Look, I don't want to be fucking old and fat. I don't want my wife to be old and fat. I don't want me and my wife just been a great weekend skiing. |
5:47.1 | And trust me and I say we were wiped out after our first day. This app can help you live a healthier lifestyle. So here's the deal. And by the way, I probably didn't do any of the stuff they want set on this, but this is just the true shit. |
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