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Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Labyrinth management is troubled about new developments.

Weather: "How Lucky Am I?" by The Toxhards

The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now!

UNLICENSED Season 3 is here! Only on Audible

Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game today!

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Patreon is how we exist! If you can, please help us keep making this show.

Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, and Instagram.

Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show at welcometonightvale.com

A production of Night Vale Presents.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, y'all, it's Jeffrey Kraner, and not only is there a new episode of Nightvale

0:08.6

coming at you in just moments, there's also a brand new season of Unlicensed.

0:13.2

That's the other fiction podcast written and created by me and Joseph Fink.

0:17.7

Unlicensed is a present-day, real-world, L.A. Noir mystery about two unlicensed

0:22.8

private detectives whose small cases are only the tip of the conspiracy iceberg.

0:28.4

Launching today, May 15th, is our third season of Unlicensed, which is available exclusively

0:33.2

at Audible. If you're already an Audible member, they're all free for you right now. If you're not, maybe try that free trial and give these three seasons a listen. We are so proud of this

0:43.6

show and we are positive you will love it. And if you do love it, please leave a rating on

0:49.4

Audible Audience. Feedback is how we'll be allowed to make more of these seasons. So check out unlicensed all three seasons available now only at Audible.

0:59.0

But if you're just thinking about Nightvale, well, great news for you.

1:03.0

We might be in your town soon.

1:04.0

Tickets are on sale now for all of our U.S. tour dates.

1:07.0

We'll be on the road in July, September, October, and January.

1:10.0

Go to welcome

1:11.3

to nightfield.com slash live to see cities and dates and to secure your tickets. This new show is

1:17.6

called Murder Night in Blood Forest, a play on the classic Slasher in the Woods. It stars, as always,

1:24.2

Cecil Baldwin, Symphony Sanders, me, and original live music by disparition.

1:30.2

Plus, we'll have a guest with us each and every show as the weather.

1:33.6

Go to Welcome to Nightville.com slash live for the complete schedule.

1:38.9

And hey, thanks.

1:41.6

A word to the wise.

1:44.0

Three words to the unwise.

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