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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Have you ever, like, had to fake sick for something, like, when you were younger?
0:03.6	Did you ever, like, have any hacks of, like, faking sick?
0:06.1	No.
0:06.4	What did they say?
0:07.0	They say to lay upside down, right?
0:08.6	Like, hang your head off the bed if you want to sound, like, congested and sick on the phone.
0:13.2	Oh, lay your head upside down.
0:15.7	Yeah, they say to, like, lay on the edge of your bed and hang upside down. So like the blood and everything like rushes to your head and you sound like super congested.
0:25.4	You're on face.
0:26.0	I'm upside down.
0:26.8	They're like, my God, you look like your hair.
0:28.9	Your hair.
0:28.9	Terrible.
0:30.0	I feel like I could just fake sounding congested.
0:32.8	Like your ends are D's.
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:35.8	It's or you just like try not to like. I'm not feeling's. Yeah, it's, or you just like, try not to like.
0:37.6	I'm not feeling good.
0:38.9	Yeah, don't make any of like air try to come out of your nose just to like make it very like all in the mouth.
0:43.9	Hey, doc, I think I got the suds.
0:46.8	Let me do karaoke the night before and I'll sound very sick the next day.
0:50.5	Oh, that, yeah, you lose your voice.
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