266. Don't Get Finessed

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Check out LIFELINE! watchlifeline.com 🎟 Catch the uncensored/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris is headed to Bollywood! We've also got Trump coaching women's basketball, McConaughey wisdom, and some tips on how not to get finessed online. Join the cult! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys and welcome to another episode of Congratulations!
0:07.0	Be it my lip, bit my tongue actually a little bit of while ago so it's okay and it hurt
0:21.6	and it stayed hurting for a bit and it didn't turn into a canker store.
0:25.6	Canker store, wow, we're a store of all time.
0:27.6	I'm going to go shopping at the canker store.
0:29.6	Canker store, I didn't turn into a fucking canker store or as some old women would call
0:35.0	it a canker which is so fucking disgusting.
0:37.9	For some reason I don't know how you leave out the word sorenut becomes more disgusting.
0:41.1	Did you get a canker?
0:42.9	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:44.7	Anyway dude, I'm on tour.
0:47.0	I'm on tour.
0:48.0	ChrisLia.com.
0:49.0	We got Dallas, Atlanta, Washington DC, Wichita and Savannah, Georgia and Raleigh, North
0:56.8	Carolina.
0:57.8	We got a bunch of ones coming up.
0:59.6	Boston, Pioria, Rockford, Illinois.
1:03.8	Look at this.
1:04.8	Just Lakeland Florida for some reason.
1:06.2	We're going there.
1:07.2	Jacksonville, Florida for some reason.
1:08.9	So go to ChrisLia.com.
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