266: Biblepiece Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In this week’s episode, The Olten Enterprise will print all the news that fits into a vagina, a comedian holds up a mirror during a set at a Catholic university and they're forced to blur it out, and Old Testament god will get even less likeable. --- To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To enter our failed Easter Card contest, click here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1783492458625886/ To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ --- Guest Links: To check out the Brothers’ Craft-Time Sharing Hour, click here: http://sharinghour.com/ --- Headlines: A Bunch of Religious People Think Stephen Hawking Is Currently Burning in Hell: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/14/a-bunch-of-religious-people-think-stephen-hawking-is-currently-burning-in-hell/#GSgEX4Igi0q3ryfO.99 Christian Website Editor: “Stephen Hawking Was Kept Alive By Demonic Forces”: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/19/christian-website-editor-stephen-hawking-was-kept-alive-by-demonic-forces/#3bbDFlhUQtHf971E.99 Texas Paper Erases Son’s Husband from Mom’s Obituary: It’s “Contrary to God’s Word” Read more at http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/16/tx-paper-erases-sons-husband-from-moms-obituary-its-contrary-to-gods-word/#3gpQ6Yu2w1boPTw2.99 Kansas City Royals hold anti-porn seminar for their players: https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/royals/2018/03/08/kansas-city-royals-anti-pornography-seminar-players-spring-training/407295002/ Tony Perkins: Liberals Are Using Trump’s Affair to “Shame” Evangelical Voters: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/15/tony-perkins-liberals-are-using-trumps-affair-to-shame-evangelical-voters/#ToIYlJOUHkaM6iLK.99 Jesus Taught Me How to Play Soprano Saxophone While I Was Dead, Says Christian: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/15/jesus-taught-me-how-to-play-soprano-saxophone-while-i-was-dead-says-christian/#O1gEyXBRqsYfB8Gi.99 Kentucky House Passes Prayer Bill (Because Actually Helping People Is Too Hard): http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/03/16/kentucky-house-passes-prayer-bill-because-actually-helping-people-is-too-hard/#0l0oildOH1L3Vgki.99 --- This Week in Misogyny: Indian prof sparks outrage with melon-breast comparison: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-43471457 Alabama lawmaker doesn’t want school teachers armed, because they’re ladies: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2018/03/18/schools-shouldnt-arm-staff-because-theyre-full-of-lady-teachers-alabama-lawmaker-says/?utm_term=.fc013f75627d

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains language that is at once both juvenile and adult.
0:06.7	This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Zip Recruiter, Blue Apron,
0:13.0	and by The New Laxative from Cambridge, Ainal, Lydica.
0:17.6	Guaranteed to get all your shit out, whether you wanted or not.
0:21.2	And now The Skaving Atheist.
0:23.3	Hi, this is Jeff and Dan from the Brothers Craftime Sharing Hour, a podcast about fine art
0:29.3	and creative sibling rivalry.
0:31.3	We're going to be generous and assume that Mike Langelow painted God, touching Adam with
0:36.2	his finger, because there just was enough room for the alternative.
0:39.8	Though I do love the idea of a church ceiling covered in 300 million years worth of monkeys
0:46.2	fucking, because we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:59.3	It's Thursday.
1:10.7	It's March 22nd.
1:12.5	And this week we're going to scave more than usual.
1:15.6	No illusions, me live Bosnian, he thin right, New York, New York, Secret Layer, Pennsylvania,
1:22.8	this Skaving Atheist.
1:25.0	On this week's episode, the Olten Enterprise will print all the news that's print to
1:29.6	fit in a vagina.
1:31.2	A comedian holds a mirror during a set at a Catholic university in the force to blur it
1:35.7	out.
1:36.7	And Old Testament God will get even less likable.
1:40.5	First, the diatron.
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