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Welcome to Night Vale

263 - Hysteria Land

Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale

Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

It's the grand opening of Hysteria Land Theme Park and Succulent Gardens and Resort-Style Property

Weather: "What You Want From Me" by Petrichor, Ltd.

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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Music: Disparition

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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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0:00.0

Howdy, y'all, it is Jeffrey Craneer reminding you about a couple other podcasts we do, besides welcome to Nightvale.

0:10.2

So my pal, Cecil Baldwin, and I co-host Random Number Generator Horror Podcast Number 9, a horror movie podcast for the horror movie squeamish.

0:18.2

We talk about one horror movie at a time in a random order.

0:22.2

We've covered some of the greats like Stanley Kubrick's The Shining, Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho,

0:26.6

and Jordan Peels Us, but also we watched Lepercon 4 in Space.

0:31.0

This show is such a fun ride.

0:32.2

Our newest episode is 1988's The Blob with the 2000 satire American Psycho coming at you this Tuesday.

0:39.8

Are you averse to horror movies? Don't worry, we will tell you what happens. Do you adore

0:43.6

horror movies?

0:44.6

Well, great, watch along with us each week. Also, my Night Vale co-writer Joseph Fink and I have

0:49.4

another fiction show over at Audible called Unlicensed, a modern-day L.A. Noir mystery about two unlicensed

0:55.2

PIs whose small cases begin to unravel much greater conspiracies. The first two seasons are

1:00.8

available now, only at Audible, with Season 3 arriving this summer. We're so proud of this show,

1:06.2

and we cannot wait for you to listen. And if you've already listened, tell your friends, but

1:10.4

shh, no spoilers.

1:12.4

Get unlicensed at audible.com and get random horror nine wherever you get your podcasts.

1:17.2

Finally, check out our Patreon where you can get cool content for as low as $0 a month.

1:22.1

And if you want to chip in a few bucks, we have.

1:23.8

Director's notes, monthly Zoom hangouts, and an ad-free episode feed.

1:27.5

That's all at patreon.com slash welcome to Nightvale.

1:31.7

And hey, thanks.

1:34.9

Stomp and smell the flowers.

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