Hello there pretty babies. It's me Wilmaniker and it's your troppo. In just a little bit we are bringing you our

official

Choppo 2018 election preview courtesy of our very own Wankspurt, Virgil, Texas. We're gonna break down all the hot races

All the predictions all the personalities all the gold. We're gonna walk off together. Yeah, we're gonna be walking real hard this episode

But before that and I know it's because you guys are begging for it. You were demanding it. I have heard you the people

They can't get enough. I have heard you and we are your voice

We'll be talking to the Daily Beasts will summer about our favorite press conference of all time

Jacob Wall and Jack Berkman live from the holiday in

Directed by the Cohen brothers. Yeah. Yeah, no burn after tweeting is this story?

This is this this story has

Every conceivable level of internet grifter and pathological personality

It has a docksent name Jack Jr. and a shooting. Yeah

It has a make-believe pretend intelligence agency called Surefire Intelligence

Staffed by the cast of englory is bastards. Yeah

We're just laughing about like okay, so Jacob Walls made up intelligence private intelligence firm called Surefire Intelligence

Like that that's like calling your company a

Very good company not a scam not skim yeah, the totally legal not at all criminal enterprise

What I really like about this is that his whole thing and we'll talk about exactly what it was in a moment his entire plan was

Basically the upper middle class internet grifter version of the mega bombing of a real big Trump fan who saw his president being attacked and decided I'm gonna help and

Instead of mailing bombs to Robert and Ero he decided to try to create a fake sex scandal for a Robert Mueller amazing

He had that he had the documents for the real shit. He's got the real shit. He's got the raw shit

I'm just imagining Jacob Wall just like in a closet smiling. I'm imagining that though

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