Hey happy campers!

Welcome back to camp Shady Birch!

You're in the house, you're in the cabin, you're on your bunk bed,

you have a little bowl of popcorn, you have your curlers in a nightgown maybe you're going to be finding those

kernels of popcorn under your mattress and and in your pillow I typically hey hey

it's honest hour this is. This is my honest hour. I have a problem with my gums. I don't know if any other

campers can relate. I have never had popcorn once in my life and not how to dig a kernel out days later.

Days later.

I once had a bad toothache and my back right molar.

And I said, Doc, Doc, what could it be, Doc? And he said, that's a Colonel Zach. You can't have popcorn on your

braces. And I said, first of all, I'm paying you, my mom is. And second of all, don't gaslight me in front of the nice AIDS. So if you

know if you have braces you can't have popcorn, but like grow up. Anyways, it's a lot

of conversations about my oral history.

kid, not you showing up like yesterday's snack in your mouth?

My first job was a movie theater.

Okay, I'll give it to you there.

I was 16 years old working at a movie theater attached to a mall and I had to just eat the popcorn.

I will say the other night, it was a couple nights ago we were watching housewives in bed

and we were eating popcorn enjoying the drama as we do.

Three days later, I felt something rolling around my toes.

Your toes?

Oh no, a piece of popcorn at the bottom of the bed?

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