#259: The Ririe Carjackers
The Cryptonaut Podcast
Marc Storrs
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In what has to be one of the oddest extraterrestrial encounters on record, two teenage boys were driving down a remote stretch of Idaho highway when they had a terrifying encounter with a flying saucer and a pair of diminutive, inhuman entities who—for reasons unknown—seemed hellbent on not only stealing their car, but the kids themselves… in what turned out to be just the beginning of a mini-intergalactic crime spree.
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| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to Captain F Podcast. My name is Mark Stores and I enjoy my Mr. Robert |
| 0:41.6 | Thomas Morphe, though second. You better f and believe it. What has happened in Rob? |
| 0:46.6 | Oh man, just got over being deathly ill for a week. Yeah. Like just dying left and |
| 0:51.2 | right and then not dying and then I came back for the podcast only to find out we've lost |
| 0:56.1 | Chris. Unfortunately, Chris and I be here with a support of bastard. He's got some some |
| 1:02.8 | shit happened, but don't worry. He's good. He's fine. I saw him the other day. He's over there |
| 1:07.1 | in his apartment, holding it down, doing his deal. And yes, we are enacting the Thunderdome |
| 1:13.0 | Protocols. I will be Tina Turner. I will be your private dancer for money. We will chant |
| 1:20.0 | bust the deal, break the wheel. Wow. Is that it? No, is it? I don't remember. |
| 1:25.0 | Is that what it was was a bust of deal? Honestly, it's been way too long since I've seen Thunderdome. |
| 1:29.4 | Bust the deal face the wheel. Oh, we're not going to edit that. No, we're not. We're just going to go |
| 1:33.9 | with my dumb shit, bust the deal, break the wheel. Hey, dude, I didn't know what the fuck you were talking |
| 1:38.0 | about. So that makes it even sweeter. Oh, man. And I got to tell you, man, I you're you're you're |
| 1:42.9 | sound much better because I was talking to you the last week and you sound like dog shit. Oh, yeah, |
| 1:46.4 | definitely sound way better. And we are currently our studio currently. Last week, we noticed |
| 1:51.5 | pumpernickel. Yeah, there was a pumpernickel smell. Yeah, well, I walked in. I'm like, is |
| 1:55.3 | somebody eating loaf of pump because I mean, it's not a bad. I mean, if you want like to make a |
| 2:00.1 | beef boat out of or something, but I mean, it's just not what you expect to smell in a studio. So |
| 2:04.2 | right now, I currently am in a miasma of pumpernickel and your what is essential oil? Yeah, |
| 2:10.0 | it's an essential. Well, it's not fucking thieves, you know, what's it called? It's just |
| 2:13.7 | fucking spirit. Oh, it's a spirit. Now, usually I use a little dabble, little dabble of peppermint, |
| 2:18.4 | because you know it clears out the sinuses, keeps you alert. No, but I ran out of peppermint. My |
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