Hey, everybody. Welcome to Rough Stuff. My name is Bridget Greenberg and you're listening

to the podcast where we ask our comedian friends their most humiliating stories from childhood.

For instance, I was afraid to flush the toilet for years because of the sound.

Yes. Yes. Yes. You relate. That's my co-host. Yes. I'm Sarah Griffith and I used to wait until

everybody was out of the bathroom because I did not like the sound of my tinkle hitting the toilet

water. Wow. It made me very self-conscious that people knew that I was peeing even though I'm

like in a bathroom. I'm doing one of three things. Yeah. Right. And it doesn't sound different

for different people. No. It's the same sound. It wasn't like someone's going to be like,

is some freak peeing in here in the bathroom? How do you? And with us is our guest in the hot seat.

He runs the Gamefully Unemployed Network, which you should know by now. If you're listening,

he's checking out. Who are you? Hi, I'm David Bell. I'm a very flattered to be called a comedian

by you. And I flunked Kidney Garden. Oh. Yeah. How? Yeah. How? How? I don't know. No one's, I never

checked up on that. It's too young to know. I stayed back. I stayed back in Kidney Garden.

I have no idea why I never asked my parents for much of an explanation. I don't know why

the kids stay back in Kidney Garden. Why do you? Were you too old? Because I know people who do,

I think my sister actually did Kidney Garden twice because her age was like at a weird place

where she could. Well, wouldn't that mean I would have to be too young, though? Because if I stayed back,

yeah, because since it didn't affect, well, I mean, I guess it technically affected my life

in like a butterfly effect way. But I was always a year older than all of my friends because

going up like Kevin stayed back since Kidney Garden, I was always a year older every grade I was in

from the year on. Maybe, maybe it's like your age. Maybe you're just stupid. I think that might

be stupid. I do. There were always like a couple kids in like all my, in the schools I went to,

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