Hi guys and welcome to yet another episode of Congratulations.

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.

Here we are. Here we are. Hello darkness my old friend.

A way to can't you see again and yodel load load load.

And sometimes you'll never know the basic facts here again in the sounds of a summer or whatever the fuck I have no idea.

But I will say dude that I will be in Grand Prairie Texas. Fuck yeah yeehaw dude we throw out yeehaw as a Grand Prairie Texas and that's going to be in Dallas.

Well it's a Dallas play and I say that because I don't know I mean I'm sure if you live in Dallas you know about Grand Prairie Texas but I don't.

So I say it's a Dallas play. I'm playing the Texas Trust CU theater too many words in that but I'm doing that August 26 so go to crystalley.com to get tickets.

And then I'm going to be in Wichita Kansas for some reason at the Oregon theater the day after crystalley.com for tickets and then I'm going to be in Atlanta Georgia and I'm going to be in Washington DC in September.

Stockton California Oakland California September 23rd and 24th and then October I have puria Illinois and rock for Illinois and then I have Raleigh North Carolina and then I have Savannah Georgia.

And then in November I have this sorry almost said in November I have December which is absolutely fucking idiotic but I have December Colorado November 5th.

And then I'm going to be in the next day November 6th and then boss of Massachusetts you know the Boston babies come out for your boys so he added another show boss of Massachusetts at the wing theater and then he's going to Lakeland Florida for some reason and Jacksonville for some reason December 2nd and December 3rd.

And come to the show and wear the merch crystalley.com for merch you know what's up drinking LaCroix somebody asked me about a comedian Filipino comedian I said is Joe Koi and then they said Joe LaCroix and I said nope and that was honestly funny for like fucking one hour but Joe LaCroix.

So what's up dude chilling absolutely chilling I have spent all day not feeling funny and not being sure if I could do this podcast but your boy has a job you know what your boy has Yerke which is what Calvin says so got to go to Yerke where's data going Yerke and every night I say hey buddy you know where dad has going and he says Yerke and then he leans in he's playing with the toys and he leans in because he could for a kiss and I give him a kiss and I say see ya.

And he says bye bye dad and it warms my heart. So yeah so it's a little bit more like in that times it's a little bit more like hello lightness my old friend but yeah and not so much darkness but that's what's up.

So yeah life's been okay you know we've been having a good time I got to be honest man I put up a story the other day on my Instagram about how my OCD was just fucking killing me and I don't normally post stuff like that.

Because you know I don't know if social media is supposed to be for you know emoting so much but I know a lot of people do it and they feel it and it's good for them and it's their brand and it's not really mine

because I just kind of come on here and bullshit and I do joky stuff and I talk about like fucking New Jackman but like you know I was really I was taken aback by how many people

were struggling with that as well. I basically I couldn't leave the house I couldn't get out I was just stuck in a loop and I don't know if you know how serious you know I make light of it a lot but like I really have a fucking pretty hard case of OCD and sometimes it's fucking real tough

and I was just stuck dude I was stuck in my house and I couldn't leave I couldn't move and my anxiety was just fucking killing me it was getting the best of me and it was anxiety and OCD and I was fucking I was just I I think I had therapy earlier and I was just really really really just struggling and I finally got out of the house

at like three which is so late for me man and it was so fucking hard and I was just fucked up all day and I just I was just taking aback by how many people reached out and said like I really appreciate you sharing this because it's a struggle to it's nice to know that like you suffer from this I mean not not that's nice to know that anybody suffers from it but like that like they're not alone I guess but yeah man you know I think that sometimes

sometimes it's weird because the internet like looks at people I don't mean to get so fucking usually I like to start with some fucking funny shit but like it's weird to see that like some people like on the internet especially like celebrities you know you see him getting dragged for all sorts of shit and like just people think that their lives are amazing like I look at like guys like the rock or whoever and I just wonder what their life is really like because

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