Yo, yo, and welcome back to creeps and crimes.

Podcasts. I'm Taylor. I'm Morgan. Happy Thursday. Happy episode 256.

Lord of mercy. Happy Thursday. We have to tell them about our hair. We do. We got a head.

You saw it on our Instagram unless you're fake and don't follow us, aka you're grounded.

Okay, we got a DM from one of our besties, one of our listeners, Carly, and she was like, hey, I live in Knoxville, and I work at a head spa, and I do hair, and I do scrubbing of the scalp like you've never seen before. Do you guys want to come by? And we were like, we're the fuck. Do we sign?

Where have you been, Bessie? Because holy shit. Yes. Oh my God. So we immediately like hop on it. We had to, of course. You know what I'm realizing why it doesn't look lined up? Our chairs aren't. Look how yours touches the corner there and mine's all the way over here. Oh, we'll fix that after the answer. That's the problem with the camera.

That's 100% the problem of the camera.

Okay, sorry.

We'll fix that here.

No difference. or there and mine's all the way over here. Oh, we'll fix that after the answer. Do you think that's a problem with the camera?

That's 100% the problem with the camera. Okay, sorry. We'll fix that here a little bit. We're really close. Look. Yeah, we're kind of like we were almost touching. During like season two, season three, season one, season one we were kissing. Yeah, we were literally making out on a bed. Season two, we were also kind of kissing.

Yeah.

Season three, we were close enough to kiss.

Gray chairs were kissing. Yeah, we were literally making out on a bed. Season two, we were also kind of kissing. Yeah. Season three, we were close enough to kiss. Gray chairs were basically kissing. But the desk

was making out. Yeah, that was having sex. The bed? The bed? We were playing footsy. Yes.

That was crazy. Okay, anyways, Carly. So Carly's like, hey, come down to effortless beauty salon, which they have like a head spa. They have like hair, they have makeup, whatever you want, like events and stuff. So we go down there. Her and Melissa, hook us up.

Guys, oh my gosh. My aura ring was like, hey, do you want to log that 45 minute nap? Literally. I was like, I didn't even fall asleep. That's how relaxed I was. It was incredible. The red light therapy. Red light therapy. Steam in your face. It was really dark in the room, but we were like, okay, we want to get some content. So can you open up the windows just a little bit? Yeah, we had black. Yeah, they put these blackout mask on us.

They also like use every brush that you could ever imagine, but the worst part of all was having to

look at our scalps before. Oh yeah. That was so cool. It was so cool, but like seeing how disgustingly

dirty my head was, I was like, I'll be back here once a month no really

though and I also found out I always thought thick hair was like width yeah why do I have like 19 hairs

coming out of one follicle Taylor will have like a cluster like sometimes single yeah sometimes a cluster

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