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Small Beans

255. Frame Rate: Captain Fantastic (Feat. Billy Wayne Davis)

Small Beans

Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Get your parenting tips from three comedians, two of which do not have children! Fortunately, Billy Wayne Davis, a parent, stops on by to inform us that he's got this whole parenting thing figured out. Spoiler: it's not how Viggo Mortensen raises his kids in this movie. It's not as cool, but it's probably better. And thank you for your suggestion Pick-the-Flick patron Zac Schwartz! Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans SB Merch: https://smallbeans.bigcartel.com

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0:00.0

And the D'An, da da da da da da da da da. We're back in Zach in Zach! That's right everyone. It's yet another frame rate that our good friend

0:31.1

Zach Schwartz has forced upon you.

0:34.0

Abe said that,

0:36.0

Abe invited me to open this episode

0:38.0

and do the bit that randomly floated in my head

0:40.0

and I hate him for that and I regret it.

0:42.0

But I'm Michael Sway and my arch nemesis is also here.

0:47.0

Please introduce yourself, sir.

0:49.0

Me?

0:51.0

Billy Wayne Davis.

0:52.0

Oh my God.

0:53.0

Yeah, if you consider us nemesises, I'm into it.

0:57.8

I think it could be...

0:58.8

I didn't know.

0:59.8

The A pointed at me when you said that.

1:02.0

I didn't want to be your nemesis.

1:04.1

I didn't realize.

1:05.1

I was like, I don't think I have any nemesis.

1:08.4

We kind of threw you in here.

1:09.9

But I was, sure.

1:11.2

You're going to call you a nemesis. Yeah, man.

1:15.4

All right, let's get, we're back in Zach, but let's get back on track.

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