#253 "Simon and Gunfunkle" with Gabe Killian

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8 • 904 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

On this episode comedian Gabe Killian joins the gang to talk betting odds and MMA, and we learn that host Ari Shaffir is heading to a Yankees game, and Jayson Thibault finds out whether Ari knew he was in last place in the Punch Drunk fantasy football league. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli puts his phone in airplane mode.
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0:00.0	Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.
0:10.0	He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.
0:15.0	Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.
0:19.0	All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.
0:23.0	Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.
0:26.0	Piento Ferries, there is another way.
0:29.0	For the thousands in attendance
0:32.0	and the millions watching around the world.
0:35.2	This is the mani bet!
0:38.4	Dildo corn is alive and kicking.
0:41.8	Come on over here, I'll head butt your ass a couple times if you know what I'm saying.
0:45.0	This brother breaking all the 40 yard,
0:47.0	well this brother, come on.
0:50.0	Zip it!
0:51.0	I hope I didn't piss off Jesus.
0:52.0	You call that a penalty?
0:54.4	Who's number one?
0:55.4	Who's number one?
0:56.1	It's the LA clippers.
0:57.2	Boom!
0:57.8	Shut up!
0:58.8	You're staying it for all people.
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