252. Strictly Hetero

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Check out LIFELINE! watchlifeline.com 🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris has a few more thoughts about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, shares some stories from his medical history, and is planning on getting a nose job. Also, what does he hit to get an outside line? Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Between forgetting the sellotape,
0:01.6	trying to squeeze eight people around a six-seater table
0:04.1	and the cat taking down the tree.
0:06.1	Again!
0:08.1	Christmas can be tricky.
0:10.4	At least with Royal Mail, sending parcels is easy.
0:13.6	You can save time in money when you buy your postage online
0:16.3	and will collect from your door for zero pounds.
0:18.6	Whether you have one, two or twenty to send,
0:21.4	just click, save and will collect.
0:23.6	Visit RoyalMail.com forward slash send.
0:26.4	Simple. Offer end 31st of December, full details online.
0:30.0	For my next drink, I will combine Toffee, Coffee and Magic.
0:35.2	Behold a Starbucks Toffee Nut Lotte!
0:38.8	Add ice for an iced Toffee Nut Lotte!
0:41.9	Or try the all new Toffee Nut Cream Cold Brew!
0:45.5	Coffee, Toffee, Feltstive Magic!
0:48.9	Ooh, where was I?
0:51.6	Oh yeah, order for Sam.
0:53.3	Fested Faves are back at Starbucks on Starbucks Delivers
0:56.1	and the Starbucks UK app, while Stocks last participating stores
0:59.1	T's and C's apply.
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