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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

250. Sucking A Conqueror

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 5 May 2022

โฑ๏ธ 57 minutes

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Summary

Check out LIFELINE! watchlifeline.com ๐ŸŽŸ Catch the uncut/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord watchalongs & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris discusses his recent shows in Phoenix (which were awesome), annoying noises on airplanes, and the pain of stepping on bees. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Bring the bar home with you this holiday season with the new Tails cocktails, an exclusive

0:06.0

range of ready-to-serve cocktails, with all the flavor and complexity of handmade cocktails.

0:11.0

Yet none of the work! Crafted with the highest quality top shelf spirits.

0:15.2

Vicardy Rum 42 Below vodka Bombay Sapphire gin and

0:19.1

Dewa's blended Scotch whiskey. Tails cocktails offer bar quality cocktails, simply served.

0:24.8

Just that ice, shake shake, pour, and enjoy your Tails cocktail.

0:45.5

Not qualifying for the football with spicy Italian flavors, the ultimate spicy sausage.

0:51.6

Topped with Enduja, a sausage more fiery than a disappointed Italian fan.

0:56.0

Domino!

0:57.9

Subject to availability.

0:59.9

Hey everybody and welcome to episode 250 of Congratulations.

1:05.8

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.

1:10.4

Okay dude, it's episode 250 dude. What can I say?

1:22.2

What can I say? I think I can't say your boys got some fucking color dude.

1:28.1

Yeah, you never fucking look better. I mean he's probably look better five years ago,

1:31.6

but he never looked better when it comes to about five, you know, he looks okay dude.

1:35.9

He looks fucking okay. He's not to color off that anymore because he's been sitting in the

1:39.9

sun dude. And one fire said that he's fucking look good and his skin looks really good.

1:45.0

So it's fucking on my babies. Hell yeah dude. Oh, we have a good time though.

1:52.7

I'll tell you what man, we have a good time. Presale tickets are up on my tour.

1:59.5

They're up on my tour on my website and you go out there right now and if you want to get

2:06.1

the good seats, you go right now. Look, if you want to get the good seats, you go right now.

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