25 - Finagle Her British Bagel

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Comedy

5.0 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey happy campers!
0:02.0	Welcome back, episode 25 on Camp Shady Birch.
0:06.0	I'm exasperated.
0:07.8	I'm full of rice and beans right now, that's what I am.
0:11.2	I'm ex-gasturb'm exacerbated he just ate two giant bowls of
0:16.0	Chipotle you know what though thank God have you ever got a bowl from
0:19.2	Chipotle and it's like not to it always happens when you when you do mobile order or you pick up and I
0:25.5	swear to God unless you go in front of those bitches and you say look me in the eye and
0:29.2	give me a fair portion because if you're not if you're not in eyesight they're going to be skimpy on the all this is to say
0:36.2	They did the complete opposite they loaded those bowls. I said I was I told you downstairs
0:40.7	I was like I'm gonna leave the rest for after we record you didn't you went
0:43.7	upstairs and I went I scarfed I you know it's bad I was I was full and I kept
0:49.8	eating that's what happens and it's so good I need to stop like 10 minutes before I feel full because it's going to keep piling on in there.
0:55.7	Oh yeah, I cannot. I am a founding member of the Clean Plates Club, been a part of it since 1995 and I am not revoking my membership anytime soon.
1:05.4	If there's food on the plate, I'm going to finish it.
1:07.9	I'm going to finish it.
1:08.9	I'm going to finish it.
1:09.9	I'm sorry, I'm so full.
1:11.7	Jonathan was like, I'm gonna be gossy.
1:14.7	You have to put me on blast like that.
1:16.7	Well, you're about to put the room on blast.
1:18.2	I was gonna say.
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