Hello, and welcome to the Pilot TV podcast, I'm Boy Kilton, and you know it's the summer

holidays when not only are you scrabbling around for decent TV shows to review, but

everyone in the media is also away at their Tuscan holiday home, including, as a matter

of fact, our regular leader, James Dyer, who is currently sunning himself on his hammer

while watching old episodes of Battlestar Galactica on his iPad, while his staff pair

the day's lavish delights ahead. Classic games. Yeah, I hope you're having a lovely

time, James. Lazy. Be thinking of us. Oh, let's introduce

those voices in a second. Luckily, even though it is the higher up at summer season, when

ITV is showing Waterfall James Bond films and Primetime, they really are, I'm not making

this up, and the BBC is mostly sports right now. We have found some shows to review, including

a hen-night during the apocalypse in hen-pocalypse. The return of ITV's Jane Austin-ish period drama

Sanditon. Sanditon. Sanditon. Who knows? And slightly off-piece, we watch Ben Cumberbatch

climbing up a rock in running wild with Bear Grills' colon the challenge.

To make sense of all this summer madness, I'm thrilled to be joined by the Queen of

Cookabong, Ms. K. Rebeiro. Don't spell it wrong. Hello, Kate. Hello. Cookabong's really

taken up like a unit and using it, but I don't even use it that much. I mean, out of two

of them, I usually say banana crackers, but you two really are actually onto this.

But Queen of Cookabong is more a liturative, so it's better. Fair enough. And that other

voice you've already heard just, you know, kind of dipping in before she gets fully announced

is our Queen of Crime brackets monthly, Stephanie Sealum. Okay. It isn't brackets monthly.

It's just all the time, boy. I'm the Queen of Crime all the time I like to say. Yeah. Thank

you. Yeah. You are the Queen of Crime all the time. That's like a song lyric. Yeah.

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