249. He Graduated

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Check out LIFELINE! watchlifeline.com 🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episodes ad/commercial free +1 entire bonus episode per month + Discord watchalongs & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week Chris talks about graduating his coffee game, the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial, watching movies in his backyard, and the story of his latest tattoo. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bring the bar home with you this holiday season with the new Tails cocktails, an exclusive
0:06.0	range of ready-to-serve cocktails, with all the flavor and complexity of handmade cocktails.
0:11.0	Yet none of the work! Crafted with the highest quality top shelf spirits.
0:15.2	Vicardy Rum 42 Below vodka Bombay Sapphire gin and
0:19.1	Dewa's blended Scotch whiskey. Tails cocktails offer bar quality cocktails, simply served.
0:24.8	Just that ice, shake shake, pour, and enjoy your Tails cocktail.
0:45.5	Not qualifying for the football with spicy Italian flavors, the ultimate spicy sausage.
0:51.6	Topped with Endo-Yah, a sausage more fiery than a disappointed Italian fan.
0:56.0	Domino!
0:58.4	Subject to availability.
1:00.4	Hey guys, and welcome to another episode of Congratulations.
1:04.8	Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy
1:16.8	It's episode 200-something. No idea I got. No idea what episode it is, but you know what it is
1:23.7	if you clicked on it because it says on the top of the shit. I got no idea.
1:28.8	Christian Bale Blow up. You got no idea.
1:36.4	So yeah. Good for you. So yeah, we're fucking so Scottish. Good for you.
1:45.5	Yeah, it's episode whatever it is. Congratulations. We don't know because we just keep on
1:49.1	fucking going and firing on all syllables. And remember we got that Don't Push Me merch.
1:53.1	Order it now before my show in Phoenix. I got Phoenix coming up. If you're at the Phoenix
1:57.4	show, you wear that merch. And I clock in. I see you there and I give you a little bit,
2:02.2	I gave you a little bit of a wink on stage. You got Phoenix coming up on Saturday.
2:06.1	Christelia.com. Get those remaining tickets.
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