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But I realized that it was like a message like, you don't need to spend your money right

now, Jen.

I was wondering why it took you so long.

Well, I told you what happened with the car sure.

You can't even afford ice?

I can't afford ice.

What happened was, are we not paying her?

Okay, so when I went to pick up my car, I had enough money to cover my car in my checking

account.

But I wanted to use most of my checking, like most of that, but put like 150 on my credit

card.

So I gave my credit card first and asked him to put 150 on and he ran the whole thing

on my credit card.

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