Hi, hi it's Jeffrey Craner reminding you that Summer's gonna be here before you know it

and your shopping list probably includes a mystical beach towel, a water bottle from the Museum of

Forbidden Technologies a night veil tank top an adopt don't summon collar for your

dog or yourself and if you see something say nothing and drink to forget hip

flask and shorts that say creepy on the butt. Maybe a tarot deck or two I don't

know what people bring to the beach. Well anyway I have great news for you. Every single one of those items on your

shopping list is up in our store at welcome to nightvail.com. We also have hats, teatels, stickers, patches, and brand new t-shirt designs from Dave Watt and a

Night Vale tech bag for carrying your top-secret laptop around. So get your creepy butt ready

for summer and stock up at

welcome to nightville.com

click on store.

Also our Patreon is what keeps this show going.

Five dollar blood-packed scout members get things like directors notes for every episode, twice

monthly essays from the show's writers, and at the $10 weird scout level there are

ad-free episodes, quarterly bonus episodes, and monthly Zoom hangouts with me and Joseph.

We in fact have one of those today, April 15th at 7 PM Eastern if you're so inclined to join in.

Plus many, many more benefits.

Just go to Patreon.com slash welcome to night fail that's

patreon dot com slash welcome to night veil and hey thanks

hey it's Jeffrey Krainer two disclaimers before you listen to today's episode first.

This episode contains a couple of moments of casual swearing in case you're listening with kids.

Second, if you haven't listened to episode 245 yet, I recommend you do that before listening to this episode.

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