If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night and bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you lose your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening,

so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Hello, welcome to ruin. I'm Hallie.

And I'm Allison.

Oh, sorry, that was my phone going off. And this is a podcast where we were in a horror movie just for you.

Just for all of you. It is mid to late January. Hallie, how you doing?

I'm okay. I am, again, my day job is writing political monologue jokes, so I'm just never not reading

the news.

And it is like drinking poison all day, every day.

Yes.

And Trump just last night put the federal DEI employees on a leave.

And yeah, I guess I just, it's just, yeah, it's like a fire hose or a waterfall of

toilet water constantly filling my eyes, nose, and throat. And that's pretty much where I'm at.

How are you doing, Allison? Yeah. Well, like, relieved that I sleep with all my electronics in bed with

me. Sure. I don't have good bed hygiene when it comes to tech. Um, I look at my phone and when

I'm done looking at my phone, I put, uh, something on my computer to watch as I fall asleep. And that's

fine. Except that last night, so Riz sleeps with me too and he keeps edging me. He keeps moving

closer closer to the middle. He gets get closer and closer. But as I kind of turn too, we end up in the middle of the bed. Sure. And then I knocked my

laptop off my bed. So it seems fine because it's old and thus sturdier. What size bed are we

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