Hi, it's me Joseph, and here is the news. I'm just going to give you a summary of everything, I guess we have a Patreon. It's the way we pay everyone. The show could not exist without it and we have a bunch of fun bonuses only available to patrons including Patreon only episodes and ad free episodes.

Two, we have books. It's the four... episodes and ad free episodes.

Two, we have books.

It's the four-year anniversary of the Face

of the Little Woman who who

who greatly lives in your home, which is just,

I love that book.

It's a pirate adventure slash ghost story

slash conspiracy thriller slash revenge story. I don't know, go read it wherever you read books.

Three, we have merch, all sorts of things most recently.

Jessica Hayworth, who does the episode of illustrations and the classic spider deer shirt, just made a new shirt with a real upsetting chicken on it. Check it out.

Finally, our live show The Att, tours North America in April.

This is a good time.

We love this live show.

Come be with us in our little town.

Info on all of that can be found at welcome to nightvail dot com and hey

I love you

money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you

for happiness, but it can buy you this blender. I will sell it to you for money.

Welcome to Night Vale. veil. Oh, I will get right to the news because, well, it's a doozy. It seems that the boy we found in Grove Park, who, it turns out, and this is kind of a funny story, is a younger version of my old arch enemy Kevin, has decided he must kill his double currently living in the desert other world.

Which is to say that the boy Kevin wants to kill the adult Kevin.

I'm sorry to go over such basic everyday stuff again, but sometimes it's helpful to remember

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