243-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2014

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

SUP KANE!!! SUP TOM???? Yup. BDK is down with Buns and we get you the get down. Long story short, Kane is a chill dude and we hope to get him in the Dome soon. Have you heard or seen DMX ride a roller coaster. It's incredible and we share it with you. Did you that Tina Jeans and Sydney Castillo can SPIT BARS?!?!? You must take your eyes to the site and watch the REGULAR BODY video. We sense a Grammy over here. We go back to get SNOOSHI and our lady has a surprise for us (in her pants). Plus Tina proposes a new HGTV show for Tommy that combines his love of home shopping and masturbating! We review why you're probably not married, ladies and we have some good info (you should probaby request big dongs more). What Ya'll Really Want!?!

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0:00.0	I
0:06.2	Give me grieve
0:08.6	I tell him this what someone is fighting
0:12.6	Sticking his ass and you know, I'm sick. I like fucking so
0:18.3	My dog yet and he had to do it. I go to fuck
0:22.3	He's grown in it. I'm saying morning
0:31.3	It was tight
0:36.5	Definitely first
0:38.5	I beg out
0:40.5	I
0:42.5	Like man come on
0:51.3	Just toss an a is a
0:53.3	I
1:23.3	Yeah
1:53.3	Wow wow that song kind of hit it on all levels. I feel like it got every possible reference to fucking me in my ass that you could
2:11.3	Yeah, it's pretty good pretty good that homeless guy gets me every time. Yeah every time. Oh how about this is oh
2:19.7	This is a new jam we played it before but I like this
2:26.5	Got that fire
2:28.5	Doing aerobics or something doing Eastern Europe
2:32.3	I by the way the
2:34.9	person that's set in that song has sent in music before but they use an alias. So I feel like I should
2:40.7	Shouldn't credit them. That's interesting. They want to go by DJ. You know what I'm saying
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