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🗓️ 3 August 2025
⏱️ 137 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Creep's Cast. |
| 0:14.8 | I was a custodian in a sleep research facility. |
| 0:19.2 | This is why I quit. |
| 0:21.2 | Written by Beardify. |
| 0:26.0 | Custodian. |
| 0:27.5 | The official definition is, a person who has responsibility for taking care of or protecting |
| 0:34.9 | something. |
| 0:36.5 | But that wasn't what I had in mind when I applied. |
| 0:41.0 | I imagined that I would be pushing a mop bucket down vacant nighttime hallways, |
| 0:47.4 | changing fluorescent bulbs and empty rooms, |
| 0:50.8 | and performing simple maintenance on disjointed door hinges or leaky faucets. |
| 0:57.0 | For the most part, that was exactly what the job entailed, but it wasn't all of it, not by a long shot. |
| 1:07.4 | There was one clue in the job description, but in my desperation for work, I passed over it without a second thought. |
| 1:18.3 | Buried in the requirements was a single phrase, capable of working with an unusual schedule and conditions. |
| 1:35.3 | I figured that they were referring only to the work hours, which were from 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. It wasn't until I arrived from my interview that I gave a thought to what the second part of the phrase might even mean. |
| 1:52.6 | The Surrulian Institute was located at the end of a shady, unmarked lane about 20 minutes outside of town. It was an ugly, bone-white structure perched atop a grassy hill that looked like it |
| 2:00.6 | must have been murdered to mow. |
| 2:02.6 | I felt suddenly grateful that groundskeeping wasn't one of my responsibilities. |
| 2:08.6 | Everything was clean, discreet, and obviously dripping with money. |
| 2:14.6 | But even after I had walked into the lobby, I still wasn't quite |
| 2:20.0 | sure what the place was for. The receptionist greeted me with a smile, buzzed me through a sleek, |
| 2:28.7 | frosted glass door, and led me into a small office. I was pretty sure that the way her azure outfit matched the furniture was by no accident, |
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