242. Pee Freeze
The Secret Room | True Stories
Ben Hamm
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
A surprise drug test sets off a hair-raising chain of events with Lauren’s military career hanging in the balance. She enlists supermom’s help, but can this dynamic duo avert disaster?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi Ben, my name is Lauren and my secret is how my military career was almost ruined by a surprise drug test and the unlikely accomplice I had helping me with my predicament. |
| 0:09.0 | Today, the Secret Room presents P-Freeze. |
| 0:12.0 | And I could feel my fingertips shaking. |
| 0:25.6 | Oh my god. |
| 0:26.6 | I wiped the sweat off my forehead and I just kept waiting in line. |
| 0:29.6 | And I was just going through my head, like, what am I going to do? |
| 0:32.6 | There's no way for me to get out of this. |
| 0:34.6 | Like, crap, I'm screwed. Hey, everyone. Today we have a hair-raising secret from Lauren, whose life was turned upside down by a surprise drug test, and with her military career hanging in the |
| 0:55.2 | balance, she had no choice but to spring into action. But was her damage control enough? Let's |
| 1:01.8 | find out. Hi. Hi. Thank you so much for joining me. Yeah, I'm very excited. Yeah, it's |
| 1:10.6 | quite a ride you're going to take us on today. |
| 1:13.7 | I hope so. |
| 1:14.9 | Yeah, I think so. |
| 1:16.5 | We're going to talk about how marijuana and the military kind of converged in your life on one |
| 1:20.7 | hair-raising five-alarm fire day, right? |
| 1:23.2 | Indeed. |
| 1:24.0 | Okay. |
| 1:24.8 | Great. |
| 1:25.3 | I'm here for it. |
| 1:26.3 | I want every last delicious detail. |
| 1:28.7 | You come from a military family, right? |
| 1:31.0 | So my grandpa was in the military, but then nobody else in my family joined the military until I came along. |
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