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The Josh Potter Show

Josh Potter

Comedy, Sports, Stand-up

5 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

What a difference a good night’s rest makes, folks! Josh finally got his 8 hours and woke up motivated, frustrated, and (still) de-hydrated…ready to bring you the news. And boy was there ever some news to bring. The Mexican Naval Fleet is sinking in Brooklyn Harbor. Semen Terrorists are at large. And the Lunch Ladies are giving out FREE DESSERT. Yes, by free dessert we mean a sex thing. Stay tuned. Stay informed. And stay vigilant. You, the roaches, are the only thing keeping this country together. The reporting has been off the charts the last few weeks, gang. So if you’re a longtime roach reporter: keep up the good work. And if you’re on the sidelines thinking about jumping in…what the hell are ya waitin’ for! Email us @ [email protected] ON THIS WEEK’S EPISODE: Road Rage Boating Botches Basketball Bumps Biscuit Bullets Alternative Alliterations And much more! ★★★ This week's Intro Music: “Shut Up and Smoke” by ⁠@Oddtracknumbers⁠ Outro Music: “Live From The Roach Motel (feat. Hendawg)” by Brothers ★★★ See Josh Live! May 29th - Side Splitters Comedy Club - Tampa Bay, FL July 13th - The Lincoln Lodge - Chicago, Il Aug 15th - Comedy Cabin - Janesville, WI Aug 16th - Comedy Cabin - Janesville, WI Oct 31st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 1st - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 2nd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 3rd - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God Nov 4th - Headbangers Cruise w/Lamb Of God ALL STAND UP LINKS CAN BE FOUND HERE: ⁠⁠⁠https://thejoshpotter.com⁠⁠⁠ ★★★ Josh Potter 💻 Website: ⁠⁠⁠https://thejoshpotter.com⁠⁠⁠ ✖️ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.twitter.com/j_potter⁠⁠⁠ 📷 Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.instagram.com/josh_potter⁠⁠⁠ 📽️ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠ @TheJoshPotterShow ⁠⁠⁠ 🎦 Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/thejoshpottershow⁠⁠⁠ 🎮 Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.twitch.tv/josh_potter⁠⁠⁠ 🎦 Cameo: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.cameo.com/josh_potter⁠⁠⁠ 👕 Merch: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.joshpottermerch.com⁠⁠⁠ 📧 E-Mail: ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠ ★★★ Sponsors: 🧑‍🍳 Home Chef - Go to ⁠⁠⁠http://www.HomeChef.com/Potter⁠⁠⁠ for 18 Free Meals PLUS Free Dessert for Life and of course, Free Shipping on your first box! 🧋 Huel - Go to ⁠⁠⁠http://www.huel.com⁠⁠⁠ and use promocode POTTER for 15% off plus a free gift to all NEW customers! ★★★ #joshpotter #ymh #podcast #comedy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:09.0	ha Oh, boy. Hey, hey, hey, how are you? Oh, my goodness. It's so good to have you here. Thank you for joining us once again.
0:38.7	It is the Josh Potter show.
0:40.1	And I am Josh Potter.
0:42.9	The guest chair, MT, today is just me and the boys, baby.
0:47.8	And I want to thank everyone who said hello in Salt Lake City.
0:52.9	The Roach has a promotions problem because we did the show.
0:53.8	Fantastic time.
0:58.4	Thank you to Holly for bringing me out there, paying me to do the show. I mean, it was a hell of a good time.
1:01.6	Then after the show, there was about eight people at the bar that I did the show in.
1:10.0	Eight people came up to me and were like, oh my God, are you Josh Potter?
1:14.7	What are you doing in town?
1:16.1	I was doing a show.
1:19.4	I mean, these people were like, I listen to your podcast every week.
1:22.8	Evidently not.
1:25.6	I mean, what the hell the guy got to do?
1:28.2	I really don't know what to do anymore.
1:30.3	So, for the love of God, Tampa Bay, I'm coming there.
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