24: With I Hate Everything

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2017

⏱️ 88 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey guys, welcome to this episode of the official podcast. Thanks for joining us.
0:05.0	Wear your hosts Jackson, Andrew, Charlie, Kaya. How's everyone going?
0:11.0	Going pretty well. Going north. Hopefully we don't lose Alex's audio this time around.
0:16.0	I'd be ashamed. Alex, can you give us a like test?
0:19.0	How have you incompetent fucks lost my audio for so many episodes in a row?
0:26.0	Look, we usually do not read the comments and 25 episodes and so on said, hey, we should read them and then we'd realized, oh, Alex is a lot of...
0:33.0	You fucked up.
0:34.0	It's a moot point anyway because we'll probably lose your audio for this one as well.
0:37.0	I mean, to be fair, we did just flat out forget to invite you to the Twitch streams. I mean, I wanted to let you know, but...
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	There was no one time you kind of were mean to me so I pass it aggressively.
0:49.0	I did it you out of our Patreon page.
0:51.0	You want your jacks up to guys, your Pewdiepie's to sort of overtake me as the host with the most.
0:58.0	Oh, no, no, you guys, nobody.
1:00.0	You started this. They could never overtake you. It's just a matter of...
1:03.0	Yeah, of course it is.
1:05.0	Yeah, I still remember the day to the day when you woke me up with an urgent phone call at 3.30 in the morning and said, Andrew, we got to make a podcast.
1:14.0	I'm like, you know, I think you're right.
1:16.0	I mean, it brought you down to suggestions.
1:18.0	But you said, no, no, no, we're calling it the official podcast.
1:22.0	Exactly. I think as soon as you said that all four of us stood up and clapped for five minutes.
1:27.0	It was like, I actually got an erection. I had to sit back down to hide it.
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