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Welcome to Night Vale

239 - Sister Cities: Vermillion Falls

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Night, Lovecraft, Commonplace, Radio, Science Fiction, Nightvaleradio, Welcome, Cecil, Fiction, Nightvale, Cranor, Vale, Neofuturists, Fink

4.828.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Come on down to Vermillion Falls.

Weather: “A Ragged Sayonara“ by The Bipeds

The voice of Vermillion Falls is TD Mischke

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth

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Music: Disparition

Logo: Rob Wilson

Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor

Narrated by Cecil Baldwin

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0:00.0

Hey it's Jeffrey Craner here. Well it's shopping time and if you know someone

0:07.8

cool might I suggest a night veil gift. We have so many things at our store.

0:13.0

Just go to welcome to Night Vale.com and click on store.

0:15.8

We've got an elegant kitchen towel with a vegetable print that is just ever so wrong,

0:21.3

sure to get a second or third glance from your guests.

0:24.0

We've got an incredible holiday sweater featuring an axe-wielding snowman.

0:27.7

Seriously, just go look at it.

0:29.4

We've got mugs that say, I'm a Cecil or I'm a Carlos.

0:32.0

We've got night veil door mats to welcome people into your weird little home and so much more.

0:37.0

Or head to your local bookstore and get one of the three Welcome to Night Vale novels.

0:41.0

These are standalone stories that do not require knowledge of the show to enjoy, so get them for a friend who doesn't know about the show yet.

0:48.0

Everyone loves a good book. Or if you're running out of time, find the Night Vale fan in your life and gift them a Patreon membership.

0:55.5

Not only does it help us make the show, but they could get rewards like ad-free episodes or

1:00.4

Patreon exclusive bonus episodes or monthly hangouts with me and or the cool things you can get at welcome to nightville.com and click on store or books or

1:15.0

patreon or you know just do you and hey thanks

1:23.0

a friendly Midwestern community, where the wind is crisp, the waters are clear,

1:28.0

and mysterious lights pass overhead

1:32.0

while we wave and say hello come on down to Vermillion Falls. Oh, Well, it's as good a day as ever here in our peaceful town, and a very special day for a different town far away from here.

2:15.0

Now many of us in our quiet Midwestern hamlet don't know this,

2:18.0

but we have a sister city out in the far desert reaches of our country a town called Night Vale.

2:25.0

It seems that Night Vale shares with Vermillion Falls certain particularities

2:32.0

and as such our city council has a friendly relationship with

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