237-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUSH THOSE LIMITS! If the elevator posts a weight limit, suggest to your mother/wife/son that they will break it - then point and laugh! We Bro'd down hard in the Bro to celebrate the greatest birthday ever for Country Numero UNO. Hope you got down too or at least thanked us for being the best. Jeans In My C**T is STUCK in our heads and we hope it's in yours too. Care to hear it again? Good. Tina and Tommy are seriously in the TV BIZ now. Will a network pick up Tom Farts in a Jar or Dog D**K Afternoon? We sure hope so (they're really good ideas). One of our listeners actually worked for the mastermind behind Friday (not the movie) and Chinese Food (Is that also a movie?) and lets us in behind the curtain of his mediocrity.

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0:00.0	What up baby jeans, put your denim on, high and tight, right?
0:18.8	Like Shayla no wanna, and this will be a warning, you don't like ground song, turn the sound
0:24.6	off.
0:25.6	Like now dog, reviewing rated, updated weekly, done smell, done burn and greasy.
0:33.2	It's pristine, a pea made mommy seen us, you need to wipe down to strike clean up.
0:39.6	No I'm saying, like feefo take a walk with me, this is your mom's house.
0:44.6	Honestly, honestly, you're myself, oh you're I am, you can do it yourself, you're big
1:00.6	stupid machine.
1:02.6	Wow thank you for that round of applause.
1:06.4	That was Garrett Plummer.
1:07.4	Garrett, good man.
1:09.4	He has mommies.
1:11.2	That was amazing song.
1:12.8	It's a really good song.
1:13.8	The rea, the, Garrett you're good.
1:16.3	Guys, I would plug our July 12th Toronto Canada show, but we're sold out.
1:21.4	Sold the fuck out.
1:23.0	Apparently, apparently they, they're working on getting some folding chairs in there,
1:30.4	trying to get 20, 30 people extra in there.
1:33.2	That's gonna be a mommy, bonanza.
1:35.3	I'm so excited about that shit, I am so excited.
1:38.2	I may have to wear special Canadian jeans.
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