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It's always the husband. It's always the husband. It's always a husband. I don't keep me. Hi, everybody. This is Sarah.

And this is Megan.

And you are listening to It's always the husband's podcast.

Welcome.

Thank you for listening to our podcast.

That's right.

This is a podcast.

We're a true crime comedy podcast where we tell horrific stories about jackasses and jackasses and a human jackass right that kills the spouse yeah instead of just getting a divorce

or separating from your spouse like a normal um the jackass has killed the spouse yeah yeah um so that's

what we talk about and we also share about our lives. True. And we're sorry about that. Yeah. Some people just fast forward. Yeah. Just fast forward through it. But to others. Some listen. They love it. Yeah. It depends on your personality and your listening ability. I don't know. But cat hair is going on my nose from this. I'm sorry.

There's cat hair everywhere.

And dog hair and glass because a glass pumpkin fill in my head in here.

Oh.

That was the same.

That was neither here nor there, but yes, a glass pumpkin fill in my head and shattered

about.

And that was the morning that we had to go do the amazing Project Pink event. And

we had to be there at noon to set off. And Sarah came and sat down. And I was like, why do you look so

pretty? You look gorgeous. And she was like, it's probably because I have shards of glass

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