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Hi everyone, welcome to that spooky I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler and this is a weekly podcast for anybody who has ever read fairy tales and thought to themselves. You know what? The witch has a point.

Yeah, right. Yeah, we love sympathizing with the witch. Absolutely. Seeing ourselves as the witch.

Yeah, accessing the witch within. That's right. Yeah. And you know what the witch with the witch usually isn't wrong.

No, what is she trying to avoid? She's trying to avoid children eating her house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want my house being eaten by you.

You know how hard it is to put together a house that is not only structurally sound but delicious. Very difficult. It's difficult. And then to have some little fucking grimy hand, little jamey-handed children grabbing at it. Not my house.

Not this property slut. Yeah. So you know what? The witches are often right. Yeah. I'm right there with you. How are we doing today?

I'm doing great. Yeah. I'm very, very excited. I know. That's the thing. Tyler is a titter today. Like there is no good greasy segue that I'm going to be able to give you between points.

We just kind of have to hand it to you right now. This is a special day. For me, especially, yes. Yeah. Do you want to just spill the beans right now?

Sure. I mean, we're going to have to wait a minute because I think you're going first. Well, yeah. This week I'm covering the Titanic. Yeah.

The Titanic disaster. I'm so freaking excited because if you've known me for even a minute, you know, it's been a long time come to this. Like my life, I feel, has really been just gearing up to this moment.

Yeah. So get into it. I'm going to, I've done a very good job. I think of not kicking it too much. No, but it is a two-party, I believe.

It is. And there's a good reason. There's a good reason why. Yeah. But needless to say spirits are high here. We are talking about Tyler's childhood crush today. Yeah.

So it's going to be a big one. But before that, we got to get into some spooky gay bullshit. So do you want to do that? I do.

Are you okay with abiding your time until then? I can wait a little bit longer. Yeah. Cool. Cool. All right. We'll get into this then. So you know the deal. Spooky gay bullshit time.

AKA we got to kick things off by talking about the most recent episode of drag race. So season 15 episode eight just aired. And also as per usual, if you don't care about drag race, blah blah blah, skip ahead about two minutes or so.

And spoilers will abound for episode eight. But yeah, we just had season 15 episode eight. It's the law of Perusa episode. And we have to talk about this. Yes, we do. Okay. Thoughts, feelings, opinions, high points, low points, where do you want to start?

Well, I'll have to say that I don't really have many low points. If any low points for this episode. Yeah. Because these episodes are so much fun because it is really just an hour of drag queens doing what drag queens do.

Yeah, that's the thing. This week, all of the queens just had the lip sync against each other. It was like a lip sync smackdown. Whoever would win one wouldn't have to move on to the next round. A lip sync against the other losing queens.

And then ultimately, like, whoever loses the last lip sync is the person who went home. So it was a great episode. And yeah, like I didn't really have any low points either. Although there was one thing that I know you were a little bit sour about.

Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. The continued absence of T.S. Madison. Despite the fact that we were promised her as a guest judge. Like a guest judge. Yeah, like a regular judge. That's what I mean. So yeah. So it's like, what's good? What's the T.S. Madison?

Totally. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. It was really weird. I really want to see us Madison back on my screen. Please. And thank you. I can't just keep rewatching old episodes of Wait a minute, bitch. Right. But yeah, I didn't really have any low points outside of that.

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