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🗓️ 20 October 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Is that a new bra? |
| 0:18.0 | No, I have on a toddler shirt and it's like too small and it keeps going up and oh no |
| 0:25.0 | My bra looks, you look big. You look busty. It's because of my shirts too small. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, okay. Welcome to episode two thirty two. Yep, yep. That one. |
| 0:38.0 | I'm Crystal. I'm Patta for you. I'm Crystal. How do I, I'm Crystal. |
| 0:44.0 | Hi. How was your week? |
| 0:49.0 | Fuck it, as always. Yeah. The universe likes to do fun things. |
| 0:56.0 | I wake up in the morning to take the girls to school and my entire school completely flat. |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Like present. Zero pressure. |
| 1:06.0 | So I call AAA, my Jew. I just re-upped my AAA for the year. |
| 1:12.0 | Like three and a half weeks ago. That was my last call. |
| 1:17.0 | I thought you'd get like five. Three. Unless you up your plan. |
| 1:22.0 | So you get three and it's like 90 bucks. So I'm gonna have to go up to the next level. |
| 1:29.0 | You used three and three and a half weeks? Yeah, I remember my battery was draining. |
| 1:33.0 | Oh, that's right. Yeah, so that wouldn't take a jump from regular cars. Yeah. |
| 1:38.0 | So that's my third one. |
| 1:43.0 | And then they came. They put a donut on it for me. A tiny baby donut yesterday. |
| 1:52.0 | And you know, you're not supposed to technically drive over 50 miles an hour with a donut. |
| 1:57.0 | Yeah, I do. I like to do 75. Yeah. |
| 2:01.0 | Really, I like to do 95. But with the donut, I did 75. |
| 2:05.0 | After we had our appointment yesterday morning, I went to Big O, right? |
| 2:10.0 | Which is where originally Mark bought my set of tires in May of 21. |
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