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Hello Dysfunction

232: Insatiable

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

FREE PALESTINE.
Karma is gonna get shady car mechanics., our priorities are not in order, school stuff is stressful and bidets are fun. Don’t outshine the birthday girl, whale watching is coming soon, celebrities are doing way too much lately and industry plants might be a thing.

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0:00.0

Is that a new bra?

0:18.0

No, I have on a toddler shirt and it's like too small and it keeps going up and oh no

0:25.0

My bra looks, you look big. You look busty. It's because of my shirts too small.

0:30.0

Oh, okay. Welcome to episode two thirty two. Yep, yep. That one.

0:38.0

I'm Crystal. I'm Patta for you. I'm Crystal. How do I, I'm Crystal.

0:44.0

Hi. How was your week?

0:49.0

Fuck it, as always. Yeah. The universe likes to do fun things.

0:56.0

I wake up in the morning to take the girls to school and my entire school completely flat.

1:01.0

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Like present. Zero pressure.

1:06.0

So I call AAA, my Jew. I just re-upped my AAA for the year.

1:12.0

Like three and a half weeks ago. That was my last call.

1:17.0

I thought you'd get like five. Three. Unless you up your plan.

1:22.0

So you get three and it's like 90 bucks. So I'm gonna have to go up to the next level.

1:29.0

You used three and three and a half weeks? Yeah, I remember my battery was draining.

1:33.0

Oh, that's right. Yeah, so that wouldn't take a jump from regular cars. Yeah.

1:38.0

So that's my third one.

1:43.0

And then they came. They put a donut on it for me. A tiny baby donut yesterday.

1:52.0

And you know, you're not supposed to technically drive over 50 miles an hour with a donut.

1:57.0

Yeah, I do. I like to do 75. Yeah.

2:01.0

Really, I like to do 95. But with the donut, I did 75.

2:05.0

After we had our appointment yesterday morning, I went to Big O, right?

2:10.0

Which is where originally Mark bought my set of tires in May of 21.

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