231: Interview to be a President, Kate Middleton's Doctored Photo, Single in My 30s TikToks

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	Let's see if you have what it takes to be a politician. When were you bored?
0:03.0	Uh, 18-9-
0:05.0	Say no more. Now, have your values and opinions stayed consistent throughout your life?
0:08.0	No. I just changed it whatever's best for me and my family.
0:10.0	Perfect. And speaking of family, how's yours?
0:12.0	Happy, healthy, well-behavior?
0:14.0	It appears that way to the public.
0:15.0	Good, good. Any kids arrested?
0:16.0	Probably any day now. Excellent. By the way, are you attracted to your kids or not? Perhaps. Yes!
0:21.6	Okay, what do you like to do for fun?
0:22.6	What's your favorite vacation spot?
0:23.6	Uh, island.
0:24.6	Oh, a private plane to a private island.
0:26.6	Is it an adult's only resort?
0:28.6	Uh, plead the fifth.
0:29.6	What?
0:30.6	A good answer!
0:31.6	Okay, if you lost an election, would you peacefully concede or...
0:33.6	No way. Good. Did the rules apply to you and your family? No way! And if you had an insider tip, you'd keep that to yourself, right?
0:38.6	No way! Wow! Perfect score! I'd love to offer you the job effective immediately.
0:47.3	Are you kidding? Perfect execution! Someone wheel them out of here in a chair and let's put it in the White House.
0:53.3	Oh, holy cow! We're not worried about his hell.
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