3am, mission statement. 4am, staffing. 5am, successful series B.

6am, wake up and get to work.

VauBoss is a 5am network providing 10 gigas standard

for the businesses that prefer to spend their nights dreaming,

rather than worrying.

VauBoss, the business 5am network built by VauBoss for London.

I'm Sruti, I'm Hannah and welcome to Red Handed.

Where? I was trying to think of something about the red scare, the red army.

I should have thought that through better, but I didn't.

Instead, I spent the last however many weeks, however many years.

It feels like drowning in Russian soup. Borsh. Borsh.

Which is also red.

You've just been a tiny baby with a neck pillow in a big bowl of Borsh.

And if you don't know what she's talking about, that's because you don't follow us on Instagram.

And you are a bad, speaky bitch.

But we forgive you because you're here now and that's all that matters.

And we got a hell of a few cases for you.

Yes, this is one of those ones that we thought was going to be reasonably straight.

Yep, and now it's spiraled not out of control.

It's spiraled into a very controlled explosion of knowledge.

Which is probably how the people at the heart of our show today would spin something that was completely out of control.

So let's do it. Let's talk about it.

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