23 - How to Handle A Plant Sitter Who Uses Your Toothbrush

Ask Ronna

Cloud10

Comedy

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

It's just Bryan and Ronna quarantining in The Carriage House this week, and they are keeping a safe distance from each other, but not from you! Your latest queries: what to do when you hate the sound of your wife eating a lollipop, where to start when feeling overwhelmed by the idea of decorating a new home, what to do when your plant sitter drinks half your fireball and uses your toothbrush, and rescheduling a dream wedding due to corona. This week's giveaway: a Cowshed Body Scrub from Ronna's very own Strategic Stockpile! Plus, join us on @patreon every Friday for even more Ronna & Bryan. April's Patreon Carriage House Book Selection is announced: HEARTBURN by Nora Ephron (to be discussed 4/24). And, The Quaratine International Film Festival (QUIFF) continues THIS FRIDAY (4/6) with an ode to Italy: A ROOM WITH A VIEW, THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, and UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN. $1 from every subscription until April 20th will be donated to Meals On Wheels America Patreon.com/askronna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	Ah no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scarl, look at the falling gun!
0:20.4	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!
0:29.0	Simple, huh?
0:30.6	I am so over this situation, sheep, here. I'm unbumble to find something real.
0:36.6	You know, like someone you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think.
0:41.7	I just want someone who's ready for that long-term kind of love.
0:46.8	Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend, girlfriend, casual date,
0:50.6	or just someone a truly getcha, it's waiting for you on Bumble.
0:55.3	Find them on Bumble.
0:58.6	Brian.
0:59.4	Rana.
1:00.3	Little bit of housekeeping before we get to the main event.
1:02.9	Can I preface this with saying this is not an April Fool's joke?
1:05.7	No, this is, no, you are the fool if you don't attend.
1:09.1	Correct.
1:10.1	This Wednesday, April 1, aka April Fool's, and this is no joke.
1:15.5	Brian and I will be hosting our first Instagram live.
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