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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite dad quotes, tweets from you guys.

Here we go.

The first one's from at Scott Mez Kramer.

He says, my dad took an entire cake into his bedroom once. A few seconds later, I heard

him quietly whispered to himself, okay, let's do this.

This one's from at K-page 813. She says,

whenever someone goes to the bathroom,

my dad says,

mention my name, you'll get a good seat. Good joke. Wow. That's a dad joke. That's a great dad joke. That's a fantastic dad joke. I'm going to borrow that. Mention my name, you'll get a good seat. Good seat. This one's from at Drama Chick 44, she says. she says, when my dad drove my friends around to scare them,

he would say, buckle up, I saw something in a cartoon I want to try. from at Drama Chick 44, she says. When my dad drove my friends around to scare them,

he would say, buckle up, I saw something in a cartoon I want to try.

This is a good one.

This one's a good dad one.

This one's from at Ashland Parker, 7.

She says, when dad answers the phone, he says,

Mule Barn, head jackass speaking.

He's pool hall.

Mule barn, head jackass speaking.

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