You're listening to Nick Depalo on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com.

Oh, good evening ladies and gentlemen.

Of course it's a fucking Monday.

Ah, Monday.

I'm telling you there's five Mondays and a week in two Tuesdays.

That's how I see life.

I never wake up and go, oh, it's Saturday.

That happens once a year.

Even that's not fun now.

No one I have to do comedy with.

I'm a fucking lazy guy.

He's what I'm trying to tell you people.

Good to be with you.

How's your onion big enough to make my eyes water?

I bet it is.

You big bitches.

Listen, I want to thank the people that came out Friday night.

Poetsmith, no hamps, the red hook brewery.

So although not a huge venue, I'm not going to pretend here, but it was packed and got

to see my old college roommate, quarterback from University of Maine, Richie.

He used to make me laugh as hard as anybody where she loved Bonte.

And my other buddy, Ricky Lantbear, who I went to middle school with, he has the same

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