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Hi everyone, welcome to that spooky. I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler. And this is weekly podcast for anybody who's ever wished that a cryptid was real just for like a minute. Oh, yeah, you know what I mean?

I feel like everybody has that one cryptid that they were like, oh, maybe so sweet. Okay, what cryptid do you wish was real? Probably this quunk? Maybe the tizzy wizzy. Okay. Yeah, those are those are two of my heavy hitters at least.

I would say Jeff the talking mongoose except I truly believe that Jeff the talking mongoose was real. And maybe isn't quite a cryptid. Totally. And like maybe it's one of those situations where you don't want to meet your idols because I feel like talking mongoose might be up to some real shit.

That's true. And like my favorite cryptid is the chupacopra. But like those super copper fuck some shit up. Absolutely. That definitely is a case of dumb each your idols. Yeah. Yeah.

So I'm going to go with the squaw. Yeah. Yeah. That's a thing. I would like to think that I would be able to be friends with them. That's probably really narcissistic of me because at the end of the day they would probably just be really off put by me. And then you know dissolve into a pool of their own tears. And by the way, if you don't know what we're talking about, please go search out our episode where I told the story of the squaw. Yeah. Yeah. Most iconic cryptid. I think you could ever think of. I would like to think so. Yeah. And while I can't think of the episode number one.

I can't think of the episode number off the top of your head. We are at the point now where you can go into Google. And you can just write that spooky. And then the thing that you're looking for.

Johnny, are you explaining Google to people? I totally am. I totally fucking think we got it. I'm not just explaining. I'm man explaining. Yeah. And I'm not going to cut it out. Yeah. You know what though? You may think that that goes without saying.

But I will say human nature will surprise you. Oh, yeah. Sometimes there are things that I get asked in life where I'm like literally with the exact same amount of energy that you expelled to type that question to me.

You could have just put that into Google and found the answer. Fair. That's fair. But maybe people are looking for a connection. I get it. I got it. I got a conversation. I get it. I get it. And maybe people are also looking for resources. And that's what I'm here for. Right.

I'm here to give the resources. And I'm here to give the fashion and the smiles and the lyrics and welcome to my 34th year. So hi everyone. Welcome to the show this week. How are we doing? Great. Yeah. Listen. I'm listening.

Yeah. The snowy holiday is upon us. Hell yeah. We have a storm warning. And it's on Christmas weekend. It's true. Yeah. By the time this hits the main feed to the Christmas weekend, we'll have come and gone. But for the early folks right now, like I know appearing in Canada, we are staring down the barrel of a chilly weekend.

But it always like, I hate it when there's a major storm warning during the holidays, because you know people are going to risk it. You know people are going to travel. They're going to feel pressured to travel rather than just staying put. So it's always like a white knuckle situation.

Yeah. And if you're hearing this before the holiday season, and you're in one of those areas right now, where you are currently looking at the weather forecast and it's not looking so peachy, don't be afraid to say, okay, not this year. Yeah.

Because even if you haven't been with your family for the last few years and that might suck, you also have to prioritize safety because there will be many more years to come.

Exactly. And you can get together on like, you know, some other day. Yeah. And celebrate when everybody can be safe. Yeah. And you want to be out your house anyway. And like, you know, in the hug, kind of vibe for when the calcancellroy come to play because they're on your tail till the six. That's true. Yeah.

It's not over until the calcancellroy fuck your shit. Absolutely. Yeah. There's make your food spoil, baby. Anyway. Yeah. So I guess we can just get into it then. Let's get into it.

Okay. So we have this spooky gate bullshit to talk about. And of course, that means that first off, we have to talk about Dracula. Now, if you have not been following along with the Dracula talking, might be pleased to hear that this is going to be our last week talking about it because the series is now over.

It was the finale. Yeah. But we will be talking about drag race in the new year. So if you just hate drag altogether, you know, that's something to look forward to for 2023. Yeah.

I mean, listen, we've been doing it for four years. It's no surprise to anybody that we're going to talk about drag race. This is just my Canadian politeness shining through.

If anything, yeah, too polite. So yeah, that's the whole deal. Dracula Titans season one is now over. We have crowned a winner with all that being said to we are going to be talking about the final episode, which means spoilers will abound. So if you don't want to know who won, honey, you might want to skip ahead three minutes or so.

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