#224: Gonzo Green Things: Amphibious Anthropoids Running Wild

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Marc Storrs

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🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Across the globe, cryptozoological-lore is infested with stories of amphibious entities that lurk in the murky fringes of our everyday world. Here are a few of the more intriguing creatures to add to this ever increasing list.

Research by Cole Herrold

New Kensington 'Green Thing': https://newworldexplorerssociety.blogspot.com/2021/10/new-kensington-green-thing.html

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1:16.2	and then it just goes in around Robin Wayne till we figure out which one of us is going to be running barter
1:20.7	town. Okay. Well, uh, I'll be the among us. Okay. Cool. Oh, can I ride in your back? Of course you can.
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1:34.4	He would look pretty dope in that Tina Turner outfit though. He looked pretty dope on my back.
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