#222: The Cosmic Odyssey Of Maris M. Part 2: Enter The Professor

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

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🗓️ 27 December 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

After being teleported from his hometown, 8^th Grader Maris M. was taken on an intergalactic journey by a transforming robot and trio of 10-foot tall, alluringly attired aliens. But, as bizarre as his day had already been, he was about to be presented with shocking revelations regarding Earth’s Apocalyptic fate as well as information regarding an ancient entity of staggering, god-like power that had the teenager not only questioning his beliefs... but fearing for his very life.

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0:30.0	Blackout season is upon us boys, the way you drink, the way you live, the way you celebrate.
0:43.8	It is the holiday, get trash, hang out with your family, enjoy your presence.
0:48.7	Under safe circumstances, of course.
0:50.0	Oh, yeah.
0:51.0	Able always.
0:52.0	Yeah, obviously.
0:53.0	Surrounded by loved ones that make sure you don't drown in your own puke, Jimmy Hendrix
0:54.8	style, rest in peace.
0:56.0	You're fucking pruning with the angels now.
0:58.4	Yeah, don't, don't, don't, yeah, don't make that a part of your Christmas.
1:01.9	No.
1:02.9	That's not gonna get real shitty Christmas.
1:03.9	No, you always need like a designated sober person to do two very important things.
1:07.6	A, make sure you don't die.
1:09.3	And B, for their own, you know, I know spiritual fortitude, to bitch at you and condescend
1:13.4	to you for the next six days.
1:14.4	Yeah.
1:15.4	These are the one to pun of, you know, essential hardcore holiday drinking.
1:19.6	Yes.
1:20.6	Holiday chair.
1:21.6	Indeed.
1:22.6	Dude, there you go.
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